Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 |