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飞 机 失 事 !!~~最 精 彩 最 精 典 遗 言

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发表于 2007-04-19 17:02:00 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式

在飞机上被告知飞机即将坠毁,要求各位留下临终遗言,限百字以内……(随意BT)


沧海超市: 我打算给俺的墓碑上写:地下一层出租,价格实惠。新猫老猫,一律八折!另便宜收购棺材N副.只能喊5分钟了........


姜维字伯约: 要死了,..一定要砸到二少的火车上,NND,说我坐飞机不安全,我让他火车也不安全


龙城二少: 告诉李X,我永远爱她!!! 麻烦你把这句话告诉王X ,刘X,李X,张X,赵X,谢X,江X,谢谢。

戴伦佩司:冲到驾驶舱跟机长说,让我开一会儿过过瘾吧~


龙城三少:3.12元使我最后的团费,龙城万岁!!~~


每文一到:乖乖哩个东,煎饼卷大葱~~~~ 我打死你这个破机长,不会开飞机,就别出来混,我日,我的裤衩还没收~~

心浮气燥:手机上还有77块余额 1 赶紧打完,死也不能便宜了移动 .........


吴用:机长同志,麻烦你把飞机往长安那边开去。 我死也要把董卓带着!决不能让他有任何下扶风的机会

龙煞死神:等等.我开了2个天龙.还没转小号,等我转好了。再撞机,,,,,,,,,,,,,,谢谢~!

最爱孙MM:不行,本.拉登电话打不通,请在团内迫降,否则属于侵犯别人领土...............


十三:我还有一句话要说……
粮食都转移了吧……
我还有一句话要说……
其他人都转移了吧……
最后一句话要说……
看帖不回者就不要转移了

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沙发
发表于 2007-04-19 17:19:00 | 只看该作者

姜维字伯约:

所有空乘人员
男的去修飞机
女的排队跟我进来!

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板凳
发表于 2007-04-19 17:22:00 | 只看该作者

汗。。。。。

原来我的形象是那么的差。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

垃圾姜为。。。你死也要。。。。拉上我???

还是3少好,死之前还不忘军团。。。提倡向3少同志学习。。3少永锤不朽。。。。。

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地板
发表于 2007-04-19 17:30:00 | 只看该作者

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那我说什么了[em34]

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发表于 2007-04-20 00:25:00 | 只看该作者
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发表于 2007-04-20 00:30:00 | 只看该作者
以下是引用剑痕十三在2007-4-19 17:02:00的发言:

在飞机上被告知飞机即将坠毁,要求各位留下临终遗言,限百字以内……(随意BT)


沧海超市: 我打算给俺的墓碑上写:地下一层出租,价格实惠。新猫老猫,一律八折!另便宜收购棺材N副.只能喊5分钟了........


姜维字伯约: 要死了,..一定要砸到二少的火车上,NND,说我坐飞机不安全,我让他火车也不安全


龙城二少: 告诉李X,我永远爱她!!! 麻烦你把这句话告诉王X ,刘X,李X,张X,赵X,谢X,江X,谢谢。

戴伦佩司:冲到驾驶舱跟机长说,让我开一会儿过过瘾吧~


龙城三少:3.12元使我最后的团费,龙城万岁!!~~


每文一到:乖乖哩个东,煎饼卷大葱~~~~ 我打死你这个破机长,不会开飞机,就别出来混,我日,我的裤衩还没收~~

心浮气燥:手机上还有77块余额 1 赶紧打完,死也不能便宜了移动 .........


吴用:机长同志,麻烦你把飞机往长安那边开去。 我死也要把董卓带着!决不能让他有任何下扶风的机会

龙煞死神:等等.我开了2个天龙.还没转小号,等我转好了。再撞机,,,,,,,,,,,,,,谢谢~!

最爱孙MM:不行,本.拉登电话打不通,请在团内迫降,否则属于侵犯别人领土...............


十三:我还有一句话要说……
粮食都转移了吧……
我还有一句话要说……
其他人都转移了吧……
最后一句话要说……
看帖不回者就不要转移了



十三太有才了...................
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发表于 2007-04-20 00:44:00 | 只看该作者
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发表于 2007-04-20 08:44:00 | 只看该作者

我要开飞机 我要开飞机

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