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标题: 飞 机 失 事 !!~~最 精 彩 最 精 典 遗 言 [打印本页]

作者: 剑痕十三    时间: 2007-4-19 17:02
标题: 飞 机 失 事 !!~~最 精 彩 最 精 典 遗 言

在飞机上被告知飞机即将坠毁,要求各位留下临终遗言,限百字以内……(随意BT)


沧海超市: 我打算给俺的墓碑上写:地下一层出租,价格实惠。新猫老猫,一律八折!另便宜收购棺材N副.只能喊5分钟了........


姜维字伯约: 要死了,..一定要砸到二少的火车上,NND,说我坐飞机不安全,我让他火车也不安全


龙城二少: 告诉李X,我永远爱她!!! 麻烦你把这句话告诉王X ,刘X,李X,张X,赵X,谢X,江X,谢谢。

戴伦佩司:冲到驾驶舱跟机长说,让我开一会儿过过瘾吧~


龙城三少:3.12元使我最后的团费,龙城万岁!!~~


每文一到:乖乖哩个东,煎饼卷大葱~~~~ 我打死你这个破机长,不会开飞机,就别出来混,我日,我的裤衩还没收~~

心浮气燥:手机上还有77块余额 1 赶紧打完,死也不能便宜了移动 .........


吴用:机长同志,麻烦你把飞机往长安那边开去。 我死也要把董卓带着!决不能让他有任何下扶风的机会

龙煞死神:等等.我开了2个天龙.还没转小号,等我转好了。再撞机,,,,,,,,,,,,,,谢谢~!

最爱孙MM:不行,本.拉登电话打不通,请在团内迫降,否则属于侵犯别人领土...............


十三:我还有一句话要说……
粮食都转移了吧……
我还有一句话要说……
其他人都转移了吧……
最后一句话要说……
看帖不回者就不要转移了

[此贴子已经被作者于2007-4-19 17:08:11编辑过]

作者: wxqq2001    时间: 2007-4-19 17:19

姜维字伯约:

所有空乘人员
男的去修飞机
女的排队跟我进来!


作者: gaohaobo1978    时间: 2007-4-19 17:22

汗。。。。。

原来我的形象是那么的差。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

垃圾姜为。。。你死也要。。。。拉上我???

还是3少好,死之前还不忘军团。。。提倡向3少同志学习。。3少永锤不朽。。。。。

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作者: 爱飞的云    时间: 2007-4-19 17:30

楼主

那我说什么了[em34]


作者: 每文一刀    时间: 2007-4-20 00:25
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作者: 每文一刀    时间: 2007-4-20 00:30
以下是引用剑痕十三在2007-4-19 17:02:00的发言:

在飞机上被告知飞机即将坠毁,要求各位留下临终遗言,限百字以内……(随意BT)


沧海超市: 我打算给俺的墓碑上写:地下一层出租,价格实惠。新猫老猫,一律八折!另便宜收购棺材N副.只能喊5分钟了........


姜维字伯约: 要死了,..一定要砸到二少的火车上,NND,说我坐飞机不安全,我让他火车也不安全


龙城二少: 告诉李X,我永远爱她!!! 麻烦你把这句话告诉王X ,刘X,李X,张X,赵X,谢X,江X,谢谢。

戴伦佩司:冲到驾驶舱跟机长说,让我开一会儿过过瘾吧~


龙城三少:3.12元使我最后的团费,龙城万岁!!~~


每文一到:乖乖哩个东,煎饼卷大葱~~~~ 我打死你这个破机长,不会开飞机,就别出来混,我日,我的裤衩还没收~~

心浮气燥:手机上还有77块余额 1 赶紧打完,死也不能便宜了移动 .........


吴用:机长同志,麻烦你把飞机往长安那边开去。 我死也要把董卓带着!决不能让他有任何下扶风的机会

龙煞死神:等等.我开了2个天龙.还没转小号,等我转好了。再撞机,,,,,,,,,,,,,,谢谢~!

最爱孙MM:不行,本.拉登电话打不通,请在团内迫降,否则属于侵犯别人领土...............


十三:我还有一句话要说……
粮食都转移了吧……
我还有一句话要说……
其他人都转移了吧……
最后一句话要说……
看帖不回者就不要转移了



十三太有才了...................
作者: 每文一刀    时间: 2007-4-20 00:44
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作者: 戴伦佩斯    时间: 2007-4-20 08:44

我要开飞机 我要开飞机

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作者: youletian999    时间: 2007-4-22 01:12
以下是引用爱飞的云在2007-4-19 17:30:00的发言:

楼主

那我说什么了[em34]

爱飞的云说:NND!沾次团里的光坐次飞机却搞这东西!~~~~~~~~~

[em14][em14]后悔啊!下次不贪污不欺负小号!~~~~~~~~~~
作者: 爱飞的云    时间: 2007-4-22 01:23
以下是引用youletian999在2007-4-22 1:12:00的发言:

爱飞的云说:NND!沾次团里的光坐次飞机却搞这东西!~~~~~~~~~

[em14][em14]后悔啊!下次不贪污不欺负小号!~~~~~~~~~~

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作者: zyp5201314    时间: 2007-4-22 19:11
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作者: 天天吹风    时间: 2007-4-26 12:14

我还没说

打开窗户,我再吹下风。。。飞机上吹风的感觉我还没尝试过

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作者: 周渔    时间: 2007-4-26 14:57
以下是引用天天吹风在2007-4-26 12:14:00的发言:

我还没说

打开窗户,我再吹下风。。。飞机上吹风的感觉我还没尝试过

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天天吹风飞机上吹风应该狠霸道吧`~~~你天天锻炼着的肯定不怕噢

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